George <george@nospam.invalid> wrote in
news:-LidnR722cDwVUfbnZ2dnUVZ_vydnZ2d@comcast.com:

>> I like sound effects, but my main ringtone is an antique European
>> phone ringing I downloaded from a usenet newsgroup on MP3. When I
>> get a voice mail, it makes the AOL "You've Got Mail" tone, but it
>> says "You've Got Junk Mail!", instead, after the tone...(c; Texting
>> is a single, obnoxious belch. When my girlfriend calls, the phone
>> has a noisy orgasm, which is a little embarrassing in a crowded
>> restaurant. If noone laughs, you answer quickly. If you're in a
>> bar....LET IT RING!...(c;
>>
>> Larry
>
> I guess sometimes its nice to pretend you are 12 again...
>
>

They said I had to grow "old". They DIDN'T say I had to grow "up"!

Larry
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