After serious thinking Elmo P. Shagnasty wrote :
> In article <Xns9A50C7AD572BAnoonehomecom@208.49.80.253>,
> Larry <noone@home.com> wrote:
>
>>> versus what will be about $115 after taxes and fees on
>>> Verizon or AT&T or T-Mobile.
>>>
>>
>> .....it just makes my heart flutter....$1,380/year.
>>
>> At THIS price point, it oughta come with a hooker!
>
> says Larry, who's looking for ANY woman to visit him.
>
> I guess the eight year old girls at the mall aren't doing it for him
> anymore.

Larry doesn't hang out at the mall. He parks his pickup outside
Walmart.