Oxford <apony@pasture.com> wrote in news:apony-F4FE62.21100913072008
@news.qwest.net:

> you can always ask me, I don't hold any bias either way.
>
> what is your question...
>

Will it play Flash movies?

Will it play embedded RealVideo from BBC?

Will it play Divx movies?

Can I change the battery if it goes dead during the day, like my sellphone?

Does it have an external memory card slot so I can swap movies and music
around at my whim?

Can I cut text and pictures out of a webpage and save them to its word
processor or notepad and store them on its memory for later?

Can I cut text out of a webpage and email it as an attachment to my
girlfriend's computer?

Can I send my girlfriend an SMS on Verizon to have sex with her at lunch?

Can I install Skype for Mobile or Skype for sellphones so I can chat with
my friends on Skype in Siberia, or will I still have to carry my
Playstation PSP to call them? What about other VoIP systems like Gizmo?

Will it record video of my kids waterskiiing for the first time?

Can I download music, movies, ebooks, PDF files from usenet or peer-2-peer
and play them from the memory?

Can I watch international TV on a stand-alone player in full screen mode?

.....valid questions....eh?