Larry <noone@home.com> wrote:

> Will it play Flash movies?

not until Adobe comes out with their cell version

> Will it play embedded RealVideo from BBC?

and why would you want to play anything in .rm format?

> Will it play Divx movies?

not needed, just play them in MPEG4

> Can I change the battery if it goes dead during the day, like my sellphone?

not needed, the battery in the iphone lasts longer than you need

> Does it have an external memory card slot so I can swap movies and music
> around at my whim?

just use the internet as your memory card, sounds like you've never used
a mac.

> Can I cut text and pictures out of a webpage and save them to its word
> processor or notepad and store them on its memory for later?

not needed, sounds like you've never used a mac.

> Can I cut text out of a webpage and email it as an attachment to my
> girlfriend's computer?

just send her the real thing, sounds like you've never used a mac.

> Can I send my girlfriend an SMS on Verizon to have sex with her at lunch?

yes, of course.

> Can I install Skype for Mobile or Skype for sellphones so I can chat with
> my friends on Skype in Siberia, or will I still have to carry my
> Playstation PSP to call them? What about other VoIP systems like Gizmo?

yes, of course.

> Will it record video of my kids waterskiiing for the first time?

yes, of course.

> Can I download music, movies, ebooks, PDF files from usenet or peer-2-peer
> and play them from the memory?

yes, of course.

> Can I watch international TV on a stand-alone player in full screen mode?
>
> ....valid questions....eh?

yes, of course.

but do you have any serious questions?