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Old February 16th, 2008, 01:57 AM
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Default Phoenix System's Stress Generator-"Great Fun At Speaking Engagements"

The NEW Death Generator 8000 with Civil Servant Pulse*

Introducing The NEW Death Generator 8000 with Civil Servant Pulse
from Abusemaster.

Over 8000 Watts of electronic stress generating power from a single table
top unit!

Nearly 10% more death generating power than the previous model 7000!

Now with Civil Servant Pulse, taking down even the most crooked parasite of the tax payers in no time!

Electronically generate stress without the victim ever knowing they are your target.

Deaths ruled "from natural causes" by EVER coroner in the USA!

PROVEN covert electronic stress generating power used by organized labor in
the United States (International Association of Fire Fighters) on
Presidential hopeful George W. Bush during one of his three debates with Al
Gore (see video tape of debates for devices effects). Laura Bush developed cancer soon afterward.

Previously offered by Phoenix Systems, Inc. (CIA front in the USA) formerly
of Evergreen, Colorado,
currently of Phoenix, Arizona.

No longer in
the Phoenix Systems product line. Removed without any acknowledgement by law enforcement.

Once marketed as "great fun at speaking
engagements", before its euthenasia properties were discovered, this new, highly improved Stress Generator
kills in half the time of even the best previous models offered.

It's a MEDICAL FACT,
STRESS KILLS!

The Death Generator 8000 penetrates walls, ceilings, floors,
AND EVEN CONCRETE!
Now with a range of up to 800 meters in open country.
That's 300 meters farther than the previous model 7000!

Just larger than the smallest microwave ovens, the new Death
Generator 8000 is a major breakthrough from the nation of peace.

Don't be fooled by imitations or toy models offered online from Europe,
get the NEW Death Generator 8000 from Abusemaster.
MADE IN USA!
Military technology still in use by the United States military and covert intelligence services.


Makes tumors grow uncontrollably, causes the old to die, premature aging, chest pains, heart attacks, anuerisms,
etc.

Endorsed by Bush Administration serial rapist Harold John "Hal" Daub and the
Omaha Police and Fire Divisions (McDonnell Klan).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hal_Daub

http://thebird-copwatch.techieonesit...b-1134641.html

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