"No One So Much As Offered Me A Glass Of Water"

I was over at the Sacco residence the other day, ****ing Sam Sacco's wife, Cheryl, when he unexpectedly arrived home early. "Here," said Cheryl, "stand in the corner and don't move." She then proceeded to rub baby oil all over me. When she was finished, she dusted my entire body with Talcom Powder.

Just then, Sam Sacco walked into the bedroom. "What's this," he asked pointing to me standing in the corner.

"It's a statue," she said. "I was over at the McDonnell's house the other day and Leslie McDonnell had one. I liked it so much I bought one for us."

Not another word was said about any of it and they went to sleep. At about 3:00 AM, Sam Sacco got out of bed and went to his kitchen. He made a sandwich and grabbed a cold beer out of the refrigerator and brought them back to the bedroom.

"Here," Sacco said, handing me the sandwhich and the beer, "eat something. I stood like an idiot for three days at the McDonnell residence last week and no one so much as offered me a glass of water."